A few quotes from the jar to get this blog started....

A Conversation between Chris and I yesterday:

Chris: "Oh, so ::poke, poke, poke:: means telepathy to follow?

Andi: "Yes! That is exactly what it means- always! You finally figured it out! It only took you six years!"

2/10

Now we know why Andi doesn't work on cars.....

Andi: "You can see that he's shifting, his brake lights keep coming on. Don't the brake lights come on when he's shifting?

Chris: "No"

Andi: "Then why do his brake lights keep coming on?"

Chris:" Because he's.....BRAKING....."

Andi(very sternly): "Oh...that's funny"

11/05

Chris attempts a knock, knock joke:

Chris: "knock, knock"

Andi: "Who's there?"

Chris: "Moooo"

Andi: "Mooo? Moo wh..... Chris: INTERRUPTING COW! Oh...I did it backwards"

This one comes from good old Leo:

"You know what you can do with a hotdog when you freeze it?"

A classic Andi Comment back in the day...

"I'm drunk enough to try it"

This one brought to you by my fabulous cousin Annie:

"The Grinch is a child molester, just so you know"

A Conversation Between Chris and Katie.....this one's deep:

Chris: "Oh have I got a story...."

Kate (interrupts): "I've got an eyelash!"

9/06

Don't remember who said theses ones:

"There's even a jellaru and a subaru bean."

"Ow, I bit my cheek, which is why I was going to use a spoon."

"It's like Christmas, there's candy canes and diet pills everywhere."

"So we're even, except for the money I owe you."

"We have watermelon and pickles....We can make a waaasalad"

"I ate a Christmas tree once. It wasn't good."

"Well, .... You're pouring juice on a leaky grape!!"

"Get out of my temporal lobe!"