More Items From The Jar :)

"You love my metaphors and my metaphysicals......hahaha...look what I just found on your bum!"

Leo: Cry me a river!

Andi: A River? You want one?

Leo: Yeah, I like skiing! .....What did I just saaaay?

A Conversation Between Jen and Andi back in 2005:

"It's a bitch duel!"

"Argh!"

"Arrg" [insert cat fight scene]

"HA!!"

Quote brought you but Mark:

"I have the same problem....If it's not on my lap I don't care about it!"

This is why I love Jen:

"lines? - 2 fucking lines? - yes? - ok - Titis?- Hearts? - Jay loves my tits? -Chris loves your tits?"

Outgoing answering machine message:

"Hi you've reached Andrea and Chris...Oh Shit! I was supposed to take that right!"

Another Jen Classic:

"Hold on, I'm carrying children on my ass..."

Kate Says:

"She's like a human hello kitty!"

"Look!....he's running over Jesus!" - Andi-

"I'm just dusting your balls!" - also Andi-

"Well....you're pouring juice on a leaky grape!" -Chris-